Dry.............

[TresCrows]

Are you a bit sensitive? My family goes back to the days of the Spanish in Louisiana, they don't get much more Southerner than me, not a brag, just a fact. Hey, I was born with all my teeth, does that count?
J

 

[Anonymous Poster]

<font color=blue>Elvis is dead</font color=blue>
Taint so. I seed em jus tother day. Me an ma misses, (dats ma sister bobby sue) We wuz sitin dare on da divan a lookin out da pitcher winder. Well its really a big hole in da side of da trailer. Anyways we wuz sitin dare lookin out across da feld tawking bout rastus, ma old coondog not havin no mo teeth. Well, I says dat ifin I cud I wood giv em one of mine. Shuckins, I'd stil hav one good un. Den al of a suden a brite lite wuz a shinin on da feld. lo and behole I think it wuz one of dem ufos. Dis big upsid down cerel bol landed in da feld an de dor opened up. Out steps old Elvis him self. Yep, it wuz em alrite. We wuz so sprized we jumped out da pitcher winder to go an see up close. Yep, it wuz really em. ELVIS IS ALIVE!! We gots ta tawkin to em an finly axked em wat he been up ta and wher he ben. Lo an behole, he says he ben workin, yous aint gonna beliv dis, Hes ben workin fer dis plac called NAZA all dis time.
I knowed he wernt dade....................................

 

[Thomas]

Even over here in the foot hills its dry...dry enough that our city won't give out burning permits not unless its raining,and this is spring time..yikes.