Jeff396
Veteran Member
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>Drunk people
>
>A man and his wife is awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
>pounding on the door.
>
>The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
>the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband,
>"it is three o'clock in the morning!"
>
>He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
>"Did you help him?" she asks.
>
>"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
>
>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
>three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?" "I think
>you should help him and you should be ashamed of your self!"
>
>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
>rain.
>
>He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
>"Yes," comes back the answer.
>
>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
>"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
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>Drunk people
>
>A man and his wife is awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
>pounding on the door.
>
>The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
>the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband,
>"it is three o'clock in the morning!"
>
>He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
>"Did you help him?" she asks.
>
>"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
>
>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
>three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?" "I think
>you should help him and you should be ashamed of your self!"
>
>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
>rain.
>
>He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
>"Yes," comes back the answer.
>
>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
>"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk
Jeff/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif
