Moss, that msg of mine that you quoted above was pared down from a longwinded rant about uphill in the snow both directions etc etc.
Just now I went looking for an example of tech support in the DOS -2 through 5 era. Didn't find anything notable. But searching on edlin then PC Mag's TED (TinyEditor), I hit the following 404 (page not found) masterpiece: '404' declared in a huge number of languages! I thought you might be amused by this.
Page not found – ibiblio
Sample of 404 page statements - excluding a great many in non-English languages:
1337/h4x0r j00 f001, 7|-|47 p4g3 d0|\|'7 eXi57! y0u sux0rz.
Afrikaans Die webblad is nie beskikbaar nie.
American South Ah cain't find th' page yer lookin' fer.
Amiga User Software Failure. Guru Meditation #22000000.48454C50
Australian Strewth mate yer bloody page has shot through
Blond like omg! ur file has not been found, go paint ur nails and try back later, lol^^
Brazil (S縊 Paulo slang) A mano, a p疊ina que c t ca軋no rod? meu!
Brazilian (ga?ho) slang Mas b疉 tch? tu t mais perdido que cusco ca?o de caminh縊 de mudan軋! A p疊na n縊 t aqui.
Brazilian Portuguese slang Cad a pç–Šina que tava aqui? O gato comeu.
Brazilian Portuguese A p疊ina que voc procura n縊 existe.
BSD user The server is running Linux. What do you expect?
C return ENOENT;
Emo I don't know what you're looking for but it's no use. Might as well kill yourself.
English (Bristolian Accent) I casn't find what thee bist lookin' fer, me babber.
English (East African- Kikuyu) Da paej yu ah lookin fo eiz not avaerabouh.
English (Lancastrian dialect) Weers yon page geet to? T'int 'ere!
English (Yorkshire dialect) Sithi, it's noreer, issit? Hawaiʻian (attempted) Hoʻokahua āʻole ke apuapu.
Hawaiʻian (Creole) Da page no stay!
Hawaiʻian (pidgin) ʻe bu, da bugga he no stae.
Latin (Pig) Ethay agepay ouyay areyay ookinglay orfay annotcay ebay oundfay.
Linux User That's fixed in subversion
LOLcat U cant haz page, is 404. Srsly. KTHXBAI!
Mac User This wouldn't have happened if you were using a Mac.
[I used to hear a lot of that. From the same idiots that wouldn't give us a budget to buy macs.]
Pittsburghese This page needs fixed n'at... it's all caddywhompus! Yinz needs look somewheres else.
Quechua Mana Caipipi Ni Imata Taripunichu.
[LANGUAGE OF THE ANDEAN INDIGENOUS. This list is realllly inclusive!]
Rot 13 Reebe 404 cntr abg sbhaq.
UNIX(V6)
Webmaster (local dialect) The problem is your fault.
Wookie GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAA, HRAGGGGGGGGG!!!
(C3PO) Let the Wookie have his files!
Zombie Arrgrg 404 BrAiNs aAAArrggh No ggrrgrh page brAiNz heRe BrAAAAIIINNSSSS!
Zulu Slang Lento oyi funayo ayikho lana.
:laughing:
Come to think of it, I have one in the same vein on a personal web page that you encounter if you try to go up one level from the page I intend you to see:
"You have reached the end of the Internet. Go Back! Go Back!"