jerrybob
Elite Member
I don't either. But as to the op: As somebody, who in his dark past, combined drinking driving and other sundry, nefarious activities, I could be hypnotized by a lot of things. Mostly women. Once drunk, dam near any woman. I once carried on a conversation with a dog. But I digress. I think drunks just hit things because they are drunk. They may not even know they are cops. Maybe its "ooooohhh pretty lights"? Or Wtf?
I agree.....drunks are just that......drunks who are impaired and shouldn't be driving......having no judgement is a bad thing.....
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my testicals."
With that, the bartender looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"