Dialects, got to love them

[Jstpssng]

^^^^
Good point.
Another is "Get rid of a cup of coffee."

 

[Xfaxman]

Spray weed killer, for a number one.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Who says “I need to see a man about a horse.”?

Me... learned that from my old WWII mentor when I was about 15.

 

[bigtiller]

Where is the lavatory ?

 

[Sigarms]

Take a whiz and take a leak I forgot about.

"Seeing a man about his horse" I'm not getting per the fact you have to pee.

 

[TractorTYMe]

In my hometown, it it said something like "Time for some logwork".

 

[/pine]

The Gov. of new hampshire signed into law new legislation that prohibits urinating or defecating on public streets in new hampshire...he said it had been their number 1 and number 2 priorities for some time...!

 

[Sigarms]

In my hometown, it it said something like "Time for some logwork".

That really could mean a couple of different things when you think about it

On a sidenote, why is the saying "take a dump" when you aren't taking, but giving? Sounds like I'm Steven Wright.

 

[Jstpssng]

That really could mean a couple of different things when you think about it

On a sidenote, why is the saying "take a dump" when you aren't taking, but giving? Sounds like I'm Steven Wright.

Good point. Perhaps we should be saying "I could go give a -"

Never mind.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"I gotta go see Mrs. Murphy".

"Mommy's in the kitchen, cooking beans,
Daddy's on the toilet stool bombing submarines".