Craigslist translator

[davrow]

A lot of people much rather email or text than talk to a human for whatever reason. Personally if I am really interested I really want to talk to you so I can find out the most information and get a "feel" for the seller.

:ashamed: Don't tell anyone here, but I do most of my Craigslist shopping at work. I cannot make calls - a bit too obvious. It is strictly email for me. :laughing:

 

[Code54]

That does make sense!

 

[HillStreet]

I am a big fan of Down East Dickering, love the show, very entertaining.

 

[caver]

This from a sellers perspective (me):
Potential buyer sets up appointment and calls back next day: I can't make it over to look at your dump truck Saturday, I have to work overtime.
Translation: Wife found out about it and said you have a dump truck and don't need a bigger one.

 

[Loadstar]

70% undercarriage = 30% undercarriage

All original! = bend over for this "deal"

All highway miles= buyer and bluebook don't agree

Leaks just a couple of drips= buy extra dawn soap for the ole exxon Valdez II here. Your going to be scrubbing neighbor cats in the kitchen sink.

 

[newbury]

Me too, especially if I find the ad at 11PM...

Aaron Z

Same here - and I've found some good bargains, like my Stihl 088, lightly used w/ blade, boxes, CSM for $450.

All highway miles= buyer and bluebook don't agree

Highway miles means it doesn't show up as a trail on a map.

My favorite is "rust"
No rust = hasn't broken thru the one thin coat of paint I sprayed on.
Light rust = can't fit your finger thru the holes
Some rust = parts of the frame are still there