Craigslist translator

[von-mil]

Machinery that was "Only used once" means ... used for one entire season.

"Like new condition" means ... not too many bent or hacked up components.

 

[grnspot110]

Ran when it was parked-----------------------No idea how long it's sat there!

 

[aczlan]

Great condition, has a rebuilt title from a minor fender bender-----------------------A vehicle history report will tell you that its been totaled twice had had to be towed both times (pictures from when it sold at auction after the first accident were still up online if you looked for the VIN)...

Aaron Z

 

[heviduty]

No title = Probably Stolen

 

[CanadianBeaverS370]

Posted for a friend .................................. Too embarrassed to admit its theirs

 

[The Fred]

Too funny.

Fred

 

[hawkeye08]

Clean carfax............................................................buy this quick before all the repair shops work is reported.

 

[Sodo]

Posted for a friend .................................. Too embarrassed to admit its theirs

I have a friend who doesn't do internet but wants me to help him sell a "Massey Ferguson" tractor loader backhoe. He has no further need for it, is all done fixing on it, is not about to touch another wrench to it. It has no title. And it's HUGE and taking up space, and runs well. Anyway wondering what I ought to write then...

 

[George2615]

$25,000.00 invested in rebuild, sacrifice for $12,500.00"................I've given up. It's still a POS.

Also known to mean I have $5000. invested but want to make it sound like you're getting a bargain.

 

[caver]

Funny stuff, keep 'em coming.