Oh no, LOL, I'm just being positive, if crudely comical/silly.Sincerely agree with your approach/style, so similar to my own 'let it be'.
Ph may matter someday, and gypsum is a great way to lower it when needed, but not all clay needs it lowered much. I have sand vs clay, dry as a popcorn fart four of five Summers, ph ~5 or so. As always, and in general 'less is more'.
btw, when mowing, I'm not sure I suffer w/o mask as I depend on 'full-goggle'-type eye protection over my bifocals. The post-mowing shower alone is no sure way to get grit out of the eyes after a few acres/hours in the seat,
sounds great! & that you have a good system going. all in good fun! best regards