Best City Names

[MoKelly]

I just read on TBN a guy was from Gun Barrel City, TX.

Around here we have names like Defiance, MO and Battlefield, MO.

Got me thinking about city names. Some are quite interesting.

What is your favorite city name?

MoKelly

 

[bmaverick]

HELL, Michigan

Because in the winter Hell does freeze over.

 

[fatjay]

We have Intercourse, PA. And Middlesex, PA.

 

[K5lwq]

Shuqualak MS. Without looking it up, how is it pronounced?

 

[bmaverick]

We have Intercourse, PA. And Middlesex, PA.

My buddy when he gets a bit drunk talks loud when we are out around the women.

He says, What's the sexiest state in the USA? In-Diana.

He then says, What state has the most prostitution? I-Da-Hoe

Then he waits for the women to react. Some just blush others get in his face about it. Then he messes with them in a debate.

 

[bcp]

"Where are you from?"

"Why."

"I'm just curious."

Bruce

 

[MoKelly]

"Where are you from?"

"Why."

"I'm just curious."

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Bruce

That is great!

Reminds me of the “Who’s on First” routine.

MoKelly

 

[bcp]

A tourist goes into a fast food restaurant in Puyallup,WA.

"How do you say the name of this place?"

"Tah-co-Bell."


Bruce

 

[MoKelly]

A tourist goes into a fast food restaurant in Puyallup,WA.

"How do you say the name of this place?"

"Tah-co-Bell."


Bruce

You are on a roll today!

 

[MapleLeafFarmer]

Moose Jaw, Sask.
Hell, Michigan
Boring, Oregon
*****, Newfoundland