JimR
Elite Member
Mark777,
Good thing he is not my neighbor. Call the health department and tell them that you have seen rats at dusk coming from his property.
Setup a range in your back yard and buy a semi auto .223 if you don't own one. I'm sure this will stir up his horses real well. Make sure you go over and tell him to put his ear plugs in first. Don't ever tell him that you know he is the as-hole calling the inspector on you. The release wild animals in his yard is a great idea. Skunks would be really nice to let loose on him. Drop off a paper bag full of **** on his doorstep at night. Light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run like ****. Brake fluid poured over his car will work wonders on his personality, not to mention what it will do to his paint job. You have had so many good ideas from the guys here it funny. I think the bikers parties would scare the **** out of this guy. Maybe you could send a few over to his door to invite him over for a few beers. Make sure they are grubby looking bikers with long hair and beards.
Good thing he is not my neighbor. Call the health department and tell them that you have seen rats at dusk coming from his property.
Setup a range in your back yard and buy a semi auto .223 if you don't own one. I'm sure this will stir up his horses real well. Make sure you go over and tell him to put his ear plugs in first. Don't ever tell him that you know he is the as-hole calling the inspector on you. The release wild animals in his yard is a great idea. Skunks would be really nice to let loose on him. Drop off a paper bag full of **** on his doorstep at night. Light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run like ****. Brake fluid poured over his car will work wonders on his personality, not to mention what it will do to his paint job. You have had so many good ideas from the guys here it funny. I think the bikers parties would scare the **** out of this guy. Maybe you could send a few over to his door to invite him over for a few beers. Make sure they are grubby looking bikers with long hair and beards.