Avast ye scurvy dogs...

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It's talk like a pirate day....! Arrrrrrrrrrrr......!

 

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A pirate goes into a bar with a paper towel stuck to his forehead. The bartender says, "What's up with the paper towel?" The pirate says, "Arrrrr...............................there's a Bounty on me head." ...!

 

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Did you hear about the pirate suffering from scurvy...his attempts to cure it were fruitless...! arrrrrrrr!

 

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Another "international day" that didn't catch on so well was "Smell Like a Pirate Day"...! arrrrrrr!

 

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What kind of socks do pirates wear?....Arrrrrrrgyle...arrrrr!

 

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Pirates think, therefore they arrrrr....!

 

[nbking]

Why are pirates angry? Cause they RRRRRRR

 

[nbking]

What's a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet? You might think it's the R but it is the C

 

[Halftrack]

A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. He kinda of waddles his way over to the bar and works his way onto a barstool. Bartender comes over and he orders a rum. Bartender comments, "you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch" and the pirate replies, "rrrrrr and she be driven me nuts."

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Why can't pirates wear sunglasses?​

Because they have no buccaneers!

 

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The last time I told this joke...Marv Albert was still in a training bra...

One cold blustery day in Tampa a fan saw coach McKay walking down Dale Mabry and yelled "hey coach...where's your buccaneers ?"....the coach yelled back...."under my buccan hat"...!

 

[MoKelly]

The last time I told this joke...Marv Albert was still in a training bra...

One cold blustery day in Tampa a fan saw coach McKay walking down Dale Mabry and yelled "hey coach...where's your buccaneers ?"....the coach yelled back...."under my buccan hat"...!

Tom Brady with 5 passing TD’s and no INT’s.

He is amazing.

MoKelly

 

[Hay Dude]

I think the GOAT has thoughts of trying to play until 50

 

[Jstpssng]

I think the GOAT has thoughts of trying to play until 50

That’s the rumor he’s starting. A lot changes in those 7 years though... 50 was when I slowed down noticably, and I’m not a quarterback

 

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The key to his ability to stay effective is staying healthy and avoiding injuries...

The "play until 50" thought came from a vlog he did with Gronk ...it was mostly TIC...

A lot of fans would love to see him sign on as a player coach when his current contract expires after this season...he could play and develop a young QG...

 

[MossRoad]

I still vote for George Blanca as the G.O.A.T.

George Blanda - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Hay Dude]

The key to his ability to stay effective is staying healthy and avoiding injuries...

The "play until 50" thought came from a vlog he did with Gronk ...it was mostly TIC...

A lot of fans would love to see him sign on as a player coach when his current contract expires after this season...he could play and develop a young QG...

I think the key to his longevity is his deep belief in NOT HOLDING ONTO THE BALL TOO LONG
He is so good at reading defenses and if it aint there, get rid of it!

 

[MoKelly]

I think the key to his longevity is his deep belief in NOT HOLDING ONTO THE BALL TOO LONG
He is so good at reading defenses and if it aint there, get rid of it!

I think you are spot on correct.

It’s no accident he stays healthy to play and no accident he has won 7 Super Bowls.

MoKelly

 

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I think the key to his longevity is his deep belief in NOT HOLDING ONTO THE BALL TOO LONG
He is so good at reading defenses and if it aint there, get rid of it!

Funny...below is a quote from coach Arians calling out Brady for the strip sack Brady took against the Falcons...

...“He was getting a little greedy and should have got the ball out of his hand and we got a field goal. And of all the drives in the game, that was the one I was most disappointed [in] him. Because that was when we got the penalty, we were going in to score and we get the penalty for roughing and then we get the sack-fumble. It should have been 14-nothing. That put me in a bad mood for the rest of the game.”

A