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[TheMan419]

Twitter, You Tube and Facebook announced a three way merger. New site to be called youtwitface.com

 

[Xfaxman]

That reminded me of one of my favorite comebacks:

If YouTube MySpace, I'll Google your Yahoo and slap your Facebook up your Twitter!

 

[/pine]

The wife said she was mad...I said "still or again...?"


I heard that Elton John keeps a pet rabbit that he sends to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny..."

 

[Jstpssng]

The wife said she was mad...I said "still or again...?"


I heard that Elton John keeps a pet rabbit that he sends to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny..."

You've got to know a few Elton John songs to understand that last one...

 

[/pine]

Bread is like the sun...it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist....!

When I was in college...I sold yeast to raise dough...!

 

[/pine]

This morning the wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl....I said no, when did he learn how...?...!

 

[MoKelly]

You've got to know a few Elton John songs to understand that last one...

Doesn’t everyone know all the Elton John songs?!?

MoKelly

 

[/pine]

Have you heard about the sick chemist...?

you can't helium, and you can't curium, so you will probably have to barium...!

 

[/pine]

I have the memory of an elephant...I went to a zoo once and I’m pretty sure I saw an elephant...!


What goes: "Dong, ding dong" ?...

James Bond's door bell...!

 

[/pine]

Headline Concord New Hampshire

A New Hampshire woman gave birth at the state fair but was unfortunately beat out by two piglets and a kid goat...!

 

[/pine]

On July 9, 2021 the temperature in Death Valley was 130*F...talking weather heads say climate change is responsible for this high temperature...

On July 10, 1913 the temperature in Death Valley was 134*F...Intelligent folks back in the day blamed this record high temperature on Summer...!

 

[MoKelly]

On July 9, 2021 the temperature in Death Valley was 130*F...talking weather heads say climate change is responsible for this high temperature...

On July 10, 1913 the temperature in Death Valley was 134*F...Intelligent folks back in the day blamed this record high temperature on Summer...!

I blame it all on the sun.

MoKelly

 

[the old grind]

Talking weather heads are causing high temps and hurricanes by predicting them. I think a boycott would fix that and bring things back to normal AKA how it was until they came along with their constant crying for attention.

 

[Jstpssng]

Talking weather heads are causing high temps and hurricanes by predicting them. I think a boycott would fix that and bring things back to normal AKA how it was until they came along with their constant crying for attention.

Hopefully not until Thursday though... they have promised us a nice day tomorrow.

 

[lman]

Doesn’t everyone know all the Elton John songs?!?

MoKelly

Who's Elton John?

 

[Jstpssng]

Who's Elton John?

He was some astronaut back in the '70s.

 

[MoKelly]

Who's Elton John?

I believe it’s Sir Elton John.

MoKelly

 

[Frankenkubota]

He was some astronaut back in the '70s.

or

 

[lman]

I like the Bluegrass version.

 

[Jstpssng]

I like the Bluegrass version.

I agree. I had never heard it before.