Announcement...

[TheMan419]

Twitter, You Tube and Facebook announced a three way merger. New site to be called youtwitface.com

 

[Xfaxman]

That reminded me of one of my favorite comebacks:

If YouTube MySpace, I'll Google your Yahoo and slap your Facebook up your Twitter!

 

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The wife said she was mad...I said "still or again...?"


I heard that Elton John keeps a pet rabbit that he sends to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny..."

 

[Jstpssng]

The wife said she was mad...I said "still or again...?"


I heard that Elton John keeps a pet rabbit that he sends to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny..."

You've got to know a few Elton John songs to understand that last one...

 

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Bread is like the sun...it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist....!

When I was in college...I sold yeast to raise dough...!

 

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This morning the wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl....I said no, when did he learn how...?...!

 

[MoKelly]

You've got to know a few Elton John songs to understand that last one...

Doesn’t everyone know all the Elton John songs?!?

MoKelly

 

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Have you heard about the sick chemist...?

you can't helium, and you can't curium, so you will probably have to barium...!

 

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I have the memory of an elephant...I went to a zoo once and I’m pretty sure I saw an elephant...!


What goes: "Dong, ding dong" ?...

James Bond's door bell...!

 

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Headline Concord New Hampshire

A New Hampshire woman gave birth at the state fair but was unfortunately beat out by two piglets and a kid goat...!