2015 Festivus Miracles

[smstonypoint]

Sorry Mate, but there's pickled onions behind the bar... guaranteed to 'clear the room' 2 hours after consumption!

Randy,

I don't want to come across as being nationalistic, but the pickled pigs feet and/or the pickled eggs available at finer drinking establishments in the US can clear the room in much less than two hours.

Steve

 

[Citydude]

The hot dogs rolling around on a warmer for weeks at a time are big where I'm located. Totally in humane way to treat a hot dog......

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Randy,

I don't want to come across as being nationalistic, but the pickled pigs feet and/or the pickled eggs available at finer drinking establishments in the US can clear the room in much less than two hours.

Steve

So true...I prefer the Jalapeno pickled eggs, nothing like a little flame throwing to liven things up!

 

[ustmd]

I went to use my wife's car to go to the store and there was more than 1/16 of tank of gas and the red gas light was not on.

 

[Citydude]

I went to use my wife's car to go to the store and there was more than 1/16 of tank of gas and the red gas light was not on.

Nice!

 

[turnkey4099]

I went to use my wife's car to go to the store and there was more than 1/16 of tank of gas and the red gas light was not on.

Now if it were your car and your son had driving that would be a sign of the apocalypse!

 

[Texas Dawg]

I went to use my wife's car to go to the store and there was more than 1/16 of tank of gas and the red gas light was not on.

I'm still waiting on the miracle to occur at my house. If the "miles till empty" is not in the single digits, it is a good day.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I'm still waiting on the miracle to occur at my house. If the "miles till empty" is not in the single digits, it is a good day.

For me, that means a trip to the car wash, the gas station, and the beer cooler.

 

[om21braz]

The hot dogs rolling around on a warmer for weeks at a time are big where I'm located. Totally in humane way to treat a hot dog......

Round here those are better known as "stomach grenades".

 

[smstonypoint]

Today (December 23) is Festivus and TBS will be airing the Festivus episode at 7:30 pm EST.

The best Festivus Miracle of all!!!

Steve