You Know You Are Old When

[Alan46]

Yep.

I did a short period of time working for a wholesale florist between jobs about 40 years ago. That was my introduction to markup. We'd buy a case of carnations packaged in bundles of 50. We'd get 50 for $7 and sell them to the florists for $15. They'd take the 50 and break them in to two 1 dozen bundles and sell each for $15 and have 1 spare flower to boot.

So 7 = 15 = 30 + a couple bucks for the single.

Don't get me started about the price of roses around Valentine's day.... although the busiest day for flowers was mother's day.

Back in the seventies I dated a girl who managed a furniture store. She told me they had a code for the 100% markup it was called Keystone! Any one else ever hear of that term?

 

[masseyrider]

On a Friday night I'm here checking out TBN instead of checking out some hot momma.
Life as I know it is over.

 

[BleedingOrange]

Massey, did you loose that magic number, that would allow you to request your favorite, and have her show up at your place at desired time ?

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Young woman looking at her watch: "Will you hurry up? I have 20 minutes to be at Massey's!"

 

[WinterDeere]

Young woman looking at her watch: "Will you hurry up? I have 20 minutes to be at Massey's!"

You gotta wonder if she's still dripping, when she arrives.

 

[NoTrespassing]

On a Friday night I'm here checking out TBN instead of checking out some hot momma.
Life as I know it is over.

Guess I'm not old, I was chasing my wife around the kitchen island Friday night, she's 20 years younger than me. The other day I told her, you know dear, you're the same age that I was when we met. She didn't like me mentioning that at all.

 

[masseyrider]

You gotta wonder if she's still dripping, when she arrives.

I don't visit lot lizards or certain TBN members wives.

 

[Bruze Heim]

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.

 

[MossRoad]

Back in the seventies I dated a girl who managed a furniture store. She told me they had a code for the 100% markup it was called Keystone! Any one else ever hear of that term?

Only time I hear keystone is in conversations about Pennsylvania, Roman arches, and cheap beer....