Favorite farm life sayings

[airbiscuit]

That tire's good enough for a wagon.

 

[BackRoad]

Good job...you'll be a man before your Momma...(said to a young'un).

You kids get out and go pick rocks!

First we work...then we play.

You can't be excused till you eat that liver...(still hate eating liver!)

 

[Hay Dude]

“Mornin’ Sunshine! ”

 

[bigtiller]

I read this new one on TBN this morning..

That thing vibrates more than a pickle at a women's prison.

 

[MossRoad]

Good job...you'll be a man before your Momma...(said to a young'un).

You kids get out and go pick rocks!

First we work...then we play.

You can't be excused till you eat that liver...(still hate eating liver!)

My brother in-law's first paying job was as a rock picker at a local farm. He was maybe 12-13 years old. I was actually surprised he could stalk and catch them.

Back to the original topic....

I'd stay away from that I were you... applies to a whole lotta stuff.

 

[masseyrider]

Protective clothing is for wimp- and pussi-s.

 

[YanmarFever]

Cheap person = You're tighter than the bark on an oak tree in the winter !

Son, find the tractor you want, and buy the next size up..

 

[wolc123]

Plant buckwheat by the Fourth of July, harvest in October, drunk or sober.

 

[shooterdon]

Got to water the horse.

 

[masseyrider]

Don't go out tipping cows with your friends tonight, we got lots of work to do in the morning.