Favorite farm life sayings

[Melancholy Bear]

What are some of your favorite rural living and farm life sayings, quotes or memes? I'm putting together a list.

One I liked was a lady out with her chickens with a saying, "Just spending a little quality time with the girls."

 

[CloverKnollFarms]

"just going to walk the dog"

 

[masseyrider]

Get your a-s out of bed, there's work to be done.
You can go out with your friends after work is done.
How come we never go on vacations like the other kids?
We're having soup tonight, go out and kill a chicken.
PE Teacher says I should take it easy on the town kids in wrestling and football and...
My Pa's tractor has more HP than your Pa's tractor.
I know where babies come from. I've seen the dogs and the pigs and the cattle...

 

[Duds13]

Hot nuff for ya?

 

[BackRoad]

He's henpecked...

 

[dj1701]

"Got to drop the kids off at the pool" When you have to take a dump.

 

[EddieWalker]

There is always tomorrow.

What's broken now?

I'll be working on the fence all day today.

I wish I was smarter than my chickens or goats.

How much will that cost?

They did what?

Do I have to?

OMG!!

 

[Melancholy Bear]

"just going to walk the dog"

Is that for when you take a leak?

 

[Melancholy Bear]

"Got to drop the kids off at the pool" When you have to take a dump.

Hilarious

 

[Moxie 15]

The cows are out, again!

 

[part-time-Farmer-NC]

(a few leak references).

"Shaking hands with the mayor"

"go see a man about a dawg"


Chickens, "hardest working girls on the farm".


After having been out too late the night before my daddy would always say "if you hoot all night with the owls, ya gotta soar with the eagles in the morning"

After a bad day...

"This too shall pass"

"you know the sun is still gonna rise in the morning"


"need some rain" seems we almost always needed more rain.

 

[crashlandy]

(a few leak references).

"Shaking hands with the mayor"

"go see a man about a dawg"


Chickens, "hardest working girls on the farm".


After having been out too late the night before my daddy would always say "if you hoot all night with the owls, ya gotta soar with the eagles in the morning"

After a bad day...

"This too shall pass"

"you know the sun is still gonna rise in the morning"


"need some rain" seems we almost always needed more rain.

"Shaking hands with the unemployed"

 

[5030]

"Got to drop the kids off at the pool" When you have to take a dump.

Always thought 'baptizing a Baby Ruth. was more applicable.... My favorite one is of course, 'it never breaks in the barn'. How tru that is...

 

[Eagle1]

That should keep the cows in/out....

I'm gonna do this TODAY.....

 

[masseyrider]

Got to water the bushes.

 

[BackRoad]

You can waste more with a fork than your Daddy can earn with a shovel...

Did ya' grease it?

A man can work from sun to sun, but a woman's work is never done...

 

[Rockbadchild]

my favorite is .... chop chop we are wasting daylight.... (my wife hate it when I say it lol)

''its getting dark'' don't worry I got lights on this thing

andddd of course its 5 o clock somewhere

 

[John0829]

There's a right way, a wrong way and my way... which do you think we are doing?

 

[Rockbadchild]

There's a right way, a wrong way and my way... which do you think we are doing?

my uncle used to say a variation of this one...

There's my way, your ways and the right way of doing things. I don't care which way you chose as long as its the right way.

 

[bdhsfz6]

Even though I don't have a "South Forty", I always liked the reference.