You Know You Are Old When

[Jstpssng]

Guess I'm not old yet, 'cause I don't understand that one.

I was waiting for somebody else to ask.

 

[BackRoad]

Bet you both have a full head of hair???

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

As you age, more things leave your body!

 

[masseyrider]

As you age, more things leave your body!

Involuntarily...

 

[Oaktree]

Bet you both have a full head of hair???

Not full, but probably 80%. Personally, I'd rather have it collect on the drain screen than in the trap where I have to snake it, but that's just me...

 

[ultrarunner]

I manage a home rented to 3 nurses… mom and two daughters.

Very good renters and never any issues.

One day I got a message the tub/shower drain would not go down…

Thought nothing of it but little did I know it would be a 5 hour job under the house…

About 10 feet from the drain the pipe makes a turn and I found the biggest mass of long black hair… fist fulls of matted hair…

I added a new smaller strainer and so far ok.

 

[WinterDeere]

Guess I'm not old yet, 'cause I don't understand that one.

I don't even want to understand that one.

Nothing leaves my body involuntarily, unless I'm infirmed with a stomach bug. Even then, with a toilet no more than 10 feet from any shower, I think I can control myself well enough to make it there.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

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[Jstpssng]

^^^^^^
(80 +10)/10 = ??
New math?