A new Texas delicacy

/ A new Texas delicacy #21  
Boneless rectums....good grief. I bet they put "boneless" on the package so people think they are getting the better ones (up scale) than the ones the have a bone. Some people can be sold on anything. :ROFLMAO:
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #22  
Boneless rectums....good grief. I bet they put "boneless" on the package so people think they are getting the better ones (up scale) than the ones the have a bone. Some people can be sold on anything. :ROFLMAO:
Organic firewood...
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #24  
Boneless rectums....good grief. I bet they put "boneless" on the package so people think they are getting the better ones (up scale) than the ones the have a bone. Some people can be sold on anything. :ROFLMAO:
Like my bag of chips that has "Gluten Free" on it or the bananas in the store with a sign that proclaims the same thing.

No $***!, really? But then again how many people think they're getting something special. I mean, it's not a lie, unless you understand that no fruits or veggies contain gluten and they are trying to make you think that they do and their brand is somehow better.
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #25  
I have heard that "everything is bigger in Texas".
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #26  
Shoot... around home we fried them and called em chitlin's...
Exactly what we call it down here in the SE, we used to scald hogs when I was a boy and the old folks utilized everything and I mean everything from the rooter to the tooter, chitterlings, hog head cheese, liver and lights just to name a few, that way of life has all but disappeared in these parts.
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #27  
I'm not sensitive to people wired differently than me, as long as they mind their own business.
I don't know what that means. ??? I live in Texas so it is my business.

Message your address. I'll send you a Kleenex and new diaper. (y)
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #29  
Exactly what we call it down here in the SE, we used to scald hogs when I was a boy and the old folks utilized everything and I mean everything from the rooter to the tooter, chitterlings, hog head cheese, liver and lights just to name a few, that way of life has all but disappeared in these parts.
down here they eat everything but the squeal.
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #30  
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Heck, just about kilt 'im!
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #31  
That's up in Austin, TX. They eat everything up there, including the pecker. :rolleyes:
A Texas internet friend of mine told me the only difference between Austin and San Francisco, was that Austin had much better BBQ.
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #34  
In a controlled blind taste test by the US Pork Association 9 out of 10 people preferred fried pork rectum vs calamari. :poop::poop::poop::ROFLMAO:

Everyone that eats calamari has eaten pork rectum at some point in their lives. It's a low cost alternative that gets slipped in. Remember cheap bologna and hot dogs also have a-holes and lips.
 

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/ A new Texas delicacy #36  
In a controlled blind taste test by the US Pork Association 9 out of 10 people preferred fried pork rectum vs calamari. :poop::poop::poop::ROFLMAO:

Everyone that eats calamari has eaten pork rectum at some point in their lives. It's a low cost alternative that gets slipped in. Remember cheap bologna and hot dogs also have a-holes and lips.
In a controlled blind smell test...
 
/ A new Texas delicacy #38  
I think I had a little bit of an appetite... BEFORE I read this thread. :D
 

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