What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[BravoXray]

Looks like we got us a convoy.

 

[goeduck]

Pig on someone your own size.

 

[Frankenkubota]

"It's not what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get." My Dad.

granny on the hillbillies says that all the time

 

[MoKelly]

“You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose”.

- Dr. Seuss

 

[2LaneCruzer]

granny on the hillbillies says that all the time

I'll take your word for it; I haven't seen an episode for probably 40 years...but it certainly sounds like something she would say.

 

[goeduck]

granny on the hillbillies says that all the time

Granny: Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again.
Jed: Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back.
Granny: It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.

 

[goeduck]

I know it's only rock 'n' roll but I like it

 

[outinthetalgrass]

what about the 3 second rule?

The 3 second rule doesn’t mean anything, when you have a 2 second dog.

 

[Big Barn]

 

[MoKelly]

“You never really learn much from hearing yourself talk”. - My wife

 

[BravoXray]

It doesn't mater if I'm right or wrong, I'm still the boss.

 

[tallyho8]

All that glitters is not gold.

 

[goeduck]

How come when I am at work and I press the Home Button on my phone am I still at work?

 

[Wagtail]

How come when I am at work and I press the Home Button on my phone am I still at work?

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

 

[drssg]

I don't mind driving to work every day, but the 8 hour wait to go home is BS!

 

[goeduck]

I don't mind driving to work every day, but the 8 hour wait to go home is BS

Plus the 2 hour commute is adding insult to injury

 

[goeduck]

There is truth in wine and children

 

[drssg]

There is truth in wine and children

A woman I know was grocery shopping with her young son. She was unloading her cart in the checkout line, and her son was in the child seat of the cart, facing back towards the next person in line, who happened to be a quite hefty woman.

The child was looking at her with big-eyed amazement, and he said, "Gosh, you're big!"

The woman smiled and said, "I guess I am big, compared to you."

He shook his head and said, "No, you're the biggest thing I've ever seen!"

I don't think children are inherently honest. They will lie about stealing a cookie at a very early age. Polite lying is a skill that takes a while to develop.

 

[MoKelly]

I heard in France, children drink wine at a very early age.

Imagine the honesty flowing in France!

MoKelly

 

[goeduck]

You must be a wino if you think the opposite of white is red.