What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

The best therapist has fur and 4 legs.

 

[Root Cause]

What falls on the ground, stays on the ground

 

[rontaki]

Having fun, nyet?

No, having fun Da!

 

[goeduck]

The Broccoli says "I look like a Small Tree"
The Mushroom says "I look like an Umbrella"
The Walnut says "I look like a Brain"
The Banana says "Can we Please Change the Subject"

 

[MoKelly]

No tree grows through the sky.

 

[Frankenkubota]

What falls on the ground, stays on the ground

what about the 3 second rule?

 

[goeduck]

Try multitasking, you can listen, ignore and forget all in one fell swoop.

 

[drssg]

If you mow your driveway, you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I think of that quote every time I mow my driveway.

 

[goeduck]

I have short term memory loss.... I am joking, don't worry....

I have short term memory loss.... I am joking, don't worry....

 

[MoKelly]

This is a tennis quote —- 99% out is 100% in.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

If you mow your driveway, you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I think of that quote every time I mow my driveway.

Now I’m gonna have to think of it.

 

[MoKelly]

If you mow your driveway, you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I think of that quote every time I mow my driveway.

Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

 

[goeduck]

When I close my eyes, I cannot see.

 

[MoKelly]

I’ve heard this when someone complains that “it’s not fair”.

- Fair is a place where they give ribbons to pigs!

 

[buckeyefarmer]

I’ve heard this when someone complains that “it’s not fair”.

- Fair is a place where they give ribbons to pigs!

Teacher used to say, Fair is a 4 letter word I don’t want to hear.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"It's not what you want that makes you fat, it's what you get." My Dad.

 

[MoKelly]

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

 

[NHBX]

"Leave the gun – take the cannoli."

 

[MoKelly]

“Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes”.

 

[dnw64]

If you mow your driveway, you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I think of that quote every time I mow my driveway.

I've probably done a lot of redneck things, but never mowed my lawn driveway.