What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,892  
It doesn't mater if I'm right or wrong, I'm still the boss.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,894  
How come when I am at work and I press the Home Button on my phone am I still at work?
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,896  
I don't mind driving to work every day, but the 8 hour wait to go home is BS!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,897  
I don't mind driving to work every day, but the 8 hour wait to go home is BS
Plus the 2 hour commute is adding insult to injury :oops:
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,898  
There is truth in wine and children
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,899  
There is truth in wine and children

A woman I know was grocery shopping with her young son. She was unloading her cart in the checkout line, and her son was in the child seat of the cart, facing back towards the next person in line, who happened to be a quite hefty woman.

The child was looking at her with big-eyed amazement, and he said, "Gosh, you're big!"

The woman smiled and said, "I guess I am big, compared to you."

He shook his head and said, "No, you're the biggest thing I've ever seen!"

I don't think children are inherently honest. They will lie about stealing a cookie at a very early age. Polite lying is a skill that takes a while to develop.
 

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