A federal warrant has been issued for my arrest! :-O

[Jstpssng]

Nah, they just show up at the front door...

Which they proceed to knock down.

 

[ultrarunner]

Had that happen twice now at rentals and law enforcement had wrong house.

Another time in a 5 city chase that ended in rent house backyard... criminal jumped fence and police knocked it down from another city.

Guy took a shot at police so chase was on.

Being the third time I said enough is enough and went after city for fence materials... Said I will go to court and see it through... city manager approved my 132.00 material bill but city attorney denied... I said to manager I guess he makes more fighting than settling... She said write the check!

 

[tomplum]

Which they proceed to knock down.

Well, they do bring those handy ram thingies. Guess they like to be taken seriously.

 

[RjCorazza]

Well, they do bring those handy ram thingies. Guess they like to be taken seriously.

I have interesting memories of using battering rams in my fire service career. We called it "The key to the city!"

 

[Complete Turf Care]

This is my voicemail greeting...

This is Nick with Complete Turf Care. Either I'm on another call or I don't recognize your number. I no longer answer calls from numbers I don't recognize. If you would like for me to call you back, please leave a message.

 

[oosik]

We would not keep getting these kind of calls if it didn't work on some poor souls. My latest - the warrantee is about to expire on items I don't even own. I guess they work on the theory of "volume" not accuracy. I get, at least, half a dozen every day.

 

[Jstpssng]

We would not keep getting these kind of calls if it didn't work on some poor souls. My latest - the warrantee is about to expire on items I don't even own. I guess they work on the theory of "volume" not accuracy. I get, at least, half a dozen every day.

I get the warranty calls on a regular basis, but never when I'm home. I'd like to ask them if the warranty would cover the rusted frame on the 2004 Ranger they are calling about.

 

[fried1765]

Perfect! If I'm going to be on the inside, it will be good to know the proper lingo.

It will be nice to have somebody else do the cooking for a change.

Free medical care too!

 

[ultrarunner]

This is my voicemail greeting...

This is Nick with Complete Turf Care. Either I'm on another call or I don't recognize your number. I no longer answer calls from numbers I don't recognize. If you would like for me to call you back, please leave a message.

Many don't anymore and a problem when calling from landline unable to text.

Everyday many outgoing calls from the hospital go unanswered...

At surgery surgery check in we explain the area code and prefix when nurses call out which helps.

 

[two_bit_score]

This is my voicemail greeting...

This is Nick with Complete Turf Care. Either I'm on another call or I don't recognize your number. I no longer answer calls from numbers I don't recognize. If you would like for me to call you back, please leave a message.

Here is mine:
Please leave a message at the beep or send a text.