A federal warrant has been issued for my arrest! :-O

[MoKelly]

Perfect! If I'm going to be on the inside, it will be good to know the proper lingo.

It will be nice to have somebody else do the cooking for a change.

Plus - free health care!

MoKelly

 

[Jstpssng]

Plus - free health care!

MoKelly

Good point! I would have gotten a Covid shot much sooner if I was in the "big house".

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Perfect! If I'm going to be on the inside, it will be good to know the proper lingo.

It will be nice to have somebody else do the cooking for a change.

I hear date night can be somewhat of a challenge... Cooking for yourself may not be so bad...

 

[Diggin It]

On a couple of other threads, I've posted screenshots of as many as a dozen calls a day, all invalid.

I recently got a new phone and swapped it to active yesterday. Though I generally despise the GooGoo Monster, they may have gotten one right. As part of the new software, the 'phone' has built in spam and telemarketing blockers. Today, I only had three calls. One of those may have been a legitimate wrong number as it had a person's name in the caller ID. Can't say for sure since I didn't answer it.

 

[Jstpssng]

I hear date night can be somewhat of a challenge... Cooking for yourself may not be so bad...

I'll make sure that I'm in solitary those nights. I'm not sure what I did wrong, as that part was obscured by my own outgoing message. Most likely they found out about that ten dollar bill which I accidently tore a few years ago. I knew that defacing it that way would catch up to me someday...

I wish that I'd taken a picture before erasing my caller ID...one of the names listed was spelled just a bit different from that NY congresswoman who goes by her initials.

 

[MossRoad]

Then there's a host of nicknames for the individual prisons.

I just like saying hoosegow.

hoosegow

 

[grsthegreat]

I hope you did not tear that tag off of your pillow

 

[Wagtail]

That was the message on my machine, when I got home after two nights away. I wish they would wait until the beep to leave a message, so that I would know what I had done. I kept pressing "1" as the message told me to, until the operator came on and said that I had reached a disconnected number.

I may need a new home for my hens, although am hoping there's a lawyer out there who will take them in lieu of payment.
I plan to claim Ruger as an emotional support animal so I should be able to bring him to prison with me.

Actually it kind of peeved me, as I was at my mother's house yesterday and she got a bogus message claiming to be from Amazon stating they were going to take money from her account... which did have her worried. She doesn't shop online or even use her computer.

PM me if you need financial help.

I've got a friend (a Nigerian PRINCE, no less!) who owes me a favour.

 

[MoKelly]

PM me if you need financial help.

I've got a friend (a Nigerian PRINCE, no less!) who owes me a favour.

I love how the Aussies place a “u” in words just to make them look more exotic.

Favor - plain, vanilla no flair

Favour! - exotic and cool.



MoKelly

 

[tomplum]

Nah, they just show up at the front door...