What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[dnw64]

...people laughed at a lot of his bits simply because it was "funny" to hear them spoken aloud...the same way people laugh when someone farts...

???

Are you saying it ISN'T funny when someone farts?

Maybe I'm in the wrong forum. This IS the Tractor By Net site, right?

 

[lilranch2001]

50+ years

 

[Industrial Toys]

When you have a system that Robs Peter to Pay Paul, you can always count on Pauls Vote

 

[buckeyefarmer]

When you have a system that Robs Peter to Pay Paul, you can always count on Pauls Vote

And you soon run out of peters, then the whole scheme fails.

 

[Ford850]

And you soon run out of peters, then the whole scheme fails.

That's what she said.

 

[kenmbz]

D**m , beat me to it. hmmm, that's what she said

 

[buckeyefarmer]

That's what she said.

Lol, wonder why I didn’t add that to the post.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Actually, the complete quote is "And that's what she said when the bed broke".

 

[goeduck]

Petered Out
To gradually become smaller, weaker, or less before stopping or ending

Peter Principle
To rise to the state of incompetence, then fail

What is it with Peter anyway?

 

[tallyho8]

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn't keep her....
Rob Peter to pay Paul....
Peter never buys anything, he just scrounges...
Saltpeter.

Every kid I knew named Peter had a nickname he used.

 

[lilranch2001]

I知 not quite sure why y誕ll is talking about p*cker

 

[dragoneggs]

When you have a system that Robs Peter to Pay Paul, you can always count on Pauls Vote

What is it with Peter anyway?

And who is Rob... and why is Peter, Rob's? :confused3:

 

[MoKelly]

And you soon run out of peters, then the whole scheme fails.

This is the most insightful observation I’ve seen in a while. So true.

MoKelly

 

[Frankenkubota]

I been to St. peter's. Good art. Nice building.

 

[Frankenkubota]

You made me a brand new man but, I like the old me better.

Keb Mo

 

[goeduck]

20 Words or Less

I had a guy who worked for me that had explain everything starting with how he made coffee that day.

I continually asked him to explain in 20 words or less, I eventually fired him due to lack of productivity.

 

[om21braz]

20 Words or Less

I had a guy who worked for me that had explain everything starting with how he made coffee that day.

I continually asked him to explain in 20 words or less, I eventually fired him due to lack of productivity.

Sounds like he's kin to a guy I know - ask him what time it is and he will tell you how to build a clock.

 

[dragoneggs]

Sounds like he's kin to a guy I know - ask him what time it is and he will tell you how to build a clock.

Beat me to it!

 

[goeduck]

Sounds like he's kin to a guy I know - ask him what time it is and he will tell you how to build a clock. ��

My wife does that but she gets a pass, she was raised by an Evangelical Minister who loved to talk. But that is one calling where that is a good thing.

 

[Jstpssng]

20 Words or Less

I had a guy who worked for me that had explain everything starting with how he made coffee that day.

I continually asked him to explain in 20 words or less, I eventually fired him due to lack of productivity.

For a minute I thought you were talking about my brother. The difference is that he get's things accomplished, then has to give a blow by blow of everything he did and why he did it. He's now the consulting editor on one of the most respected books on boating...