What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[2LaneCruzer]

2 good ones that I don’t completely agree with or completely disagree with

1. “The Americans will always do the right thing, after they have exhausted all other options.”

Winston Churchill on America’s entering ww2

2. No good deed goes unpunished

Sounds to me like you have lived a few years and have experienced somewhat of what life has to offer. I'm with you; both are true, but not all of the time. The "No good deed goes unpunished" saying is true more times than I would like to say.

 

[Frankenkubota]

I will never learn. Casual friend stops by with smaller dog, emergency, they gotta leave town can I baby sit. I could have and should have said no but, the thought of dogs in boarding kennels bothers me so......

She is itchy, couple fleas, it happens, ran off twice and worse.......

My 85 lb boxer, pit, elephant? Mix....is deathly afraid of her. Kinda funny but not fair.

Another good deed......

 

[Wagtail]

A couple of Aussie-isms:

After a meal... "I'm as stuffed as a centipede's sock drawer!"

How are you today... "As bright as a box of budgies!"

 

[Jim Shooz]

How are you ??? "Good like a box of fluffy ducks"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Were they surprised? "Yeah, they looked like a tree full of baby owls!"

 

[reb]

A couple of Aussie-isms:

After a meal... "I'm as stuffed as a centipede's sock drawer!"

...

When we visited your country about 35 years ago, "stuffed" was not considered a polite word.

 

[Wagtail]

When we visited your country about 35 years ago, "stuffed" was not considered a polite word.

It depends on the context.

 

[dragoneggs]

"Ignorance is bliss"

 

[bcp]

"Ignorance is bliss"

If so, why aren't there lots more happy people?

Bruce

 

[Wagtail]

If so, why aren't there lots more happy people?

Bruce

There are... they just don't know it.

 

[Frankenkubota]

It’s Always something

Roseanne Roseannadan

 

[Frankenkubota]

Sort of a quote...

Funniest line I’ve ever heard in the movies.

History of the World, Mel Brooks.

Ancient Rome, Mel Brooks and entourage waiting in line at the Unemployment office. And waiting....finally his turn st the window.

Can’t remember the gal who played the govt. bureaucrat at the unemployment office but she nailed it. She never looked up, just started spouting questions with that pleasant attitude.

Why are you here?
Where do you live?
How long have you been out of work?
Etc etc

Then she asks....what was your occupation? To that. Question he proudly bows up and says,

I am a stand up philosopher.

She doesn’t miss a beat. She immediately responds, very loudly,

A BULL****TER!

I almost died.

Then she goes into all the ridiculous questions. Stand up philosopher!

 

[Frankenkubota]

Last one, gotta deal with black waster tank on my tin can camper, pleasant job right there!

Shakespeare I think. Never read him and don稚 plan to, it痴 the language, vocabulary, and my lack of education?

Anyway.......

First kill the lawyers.

Pretty famous quote and Sounds good on the surface but

Proceeding that quote was

If you want total chaos, then first kill the lawyers.

He knew.....

 

[Frankenkubota]

Can’t resist

This applies to rental cars, borrowed cars or customer cars.....

It’ll buff out....

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"I'm having what she's having"...scene from When Harry Met Sally, with Meg Ryan. Sorry, couldn't find a video.

 

[lilranch2001]

I thought it was sleepless in Seattle

 

[lilranch2001]

But yes it was a very funny scene

 

[drssg]

When Harry Met Sally

When harry met sally 'I'll have what she's having' - YouTube

 

[lilranch2001]

I guess I was wrong :laughing:

 

[Frankenkubota]

When Harry met Sally I think.

Katz restaurant, it’s become kinda tourist trap because of that scene.

Corned beef sandwich, $35.00, huge.

Mmmmmmm Good