What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[goeduck]

Quote by Calvin Coolidge "Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong."

Ron

Very applicable these days. :thumbsup:

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Very applicable these days. :thumbsup:

That reminds me of an interview between a detective and a serial arsonist. The arsonist had many disappointments in his life, including a contentious divorce; health, family and money problems and loss of his job. His justification for setting all of those fires...and I paraphrase... "Well, if I don't have a right to be happy, then no one else should either"

 

[drssg]

On Modern Family, Gloria asks Jay (AKA Al Bundy) if he'd like to take a bath with her.

"There's a gun in my foot locker. I want you to shoot me in the head if I ever say 'No' to that."

 

[buckeyefarmer]

On Modern Family, Gloria asks Jay (AKA Al Bundy) if he'd like to take a bath with her.

"There's a gun in my foot locker. I want you to shoot me in the head if I ever say 'No' to that."

Which is the opposite of what he would say to Peg

 

[drssg]

Which is the opposite of what he would say to Peg

Ah yes, one of the great mysteries of Al Bundy. IMO, Peg's most redeeming quality was being easy on the eyes.

 

[bunyip]

Interview with Michael Caine where he was asked if he had a pilots licence, answer 'no I don't but it can't be hard as John Travolta has one'.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Control the water and you control everything". The Mayor, in Rango.

 

[lilranch2001]

Nice Knockers!

Young Frankenstien

 

[5030]

Nice Knockers!

Young Frankenstien

....................:thumbsup:

 

[dragoneggs]

Lock, stock, and barrel!

 

[/pine]

Couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the bottom...!

 

[dragoneggs]

Couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the bottom...!

:thumbsup: :laughing:

 

[Wagtail]

Saw this on 'Pearls Before Swine' today:

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. ...Mind you, so does falling off a cliff."

 

[Big Barn]

Saw this on 'Pearls Before Swine' today:

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. ...Mind you, so does falling off a cliff."

I saw that too!

 

[drssg]

One of my favorites.

 

[bunyip]

Pessimist: When opportunity knocks he complains about the noise.

 

[Frankenkubota]

I keep a small paper back in my car, to read at stop lites!

It痴 a collection of Mark Twain痴 thoughts.

I call them his 1 liners. What a genius.

He Had his finger on the pulse. I was surprised by how dark most of his quotes were.

的t痴 easier to get, than to get out

 

[buckeyefarmer]

I saw that too!

View attachment 662516

love that cartoon

 

[goeduck]

Couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the bottom...!

That is a good one! :thumbsup:

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.