Toilet paper

dragoneggs · Mar 28, 2020

We scored TP at Costco today! Not the Kirkland brand though... this was Charmin... hope my butt can make the adjustment.

Fuddy1952 · Mar 28, 2020

I used to work next door to a cleaning business run by a guy and his wife. He was always fussing at her about something (our walls were thin!).
One day it was TP. Guy was yelling "You use too much TP!"
Wife politely said women are made different. "Well I can get by on just two squares a day, you use a whole roll every #%$#@ few days!".
Wife..."No wonder your a** stinks".

CADplans · Mar 28, 2020

OK, the TP issue has been solved,,

Amid coronavirus, Walmart says it'''s seeing increased sales of tops — but not bottoms

30 million pop-sickle sticks have been sold,,

People are now using pop-sickle sticks like the "three sea shells" in the movie Demolition Man

grsthegreat · Mar 28, 2020

last week my local store had ice cream on sale...50% off. now proud owner of 6 - quarts of dryers ice cream (Not hording...just love ice cream)...and some hot fudge. store was stocked with everything except TP, cat litter and dog food.

but we have plenty of TP. the wife has always maintained a years supply since we built the house in 1996. main reason is because Costco was quite a drive away, and easier to buy in bulk. We just gave 6 rolls to a friend today as they were down to 2 rolls.

Jstpssng · Mar 28, 2020

Somebody asked recently how many trees to make a roll of toilet paper. One tree will make about 100 lbs of TP, or almost 1500 rolls.

How Many Trees Does It Take To Make 1 Roll Of Toilet Paper? - WorldAtlas.com

Like so many people though, they act like it's wrong to cut trees. Don't they realize that trees are plants, and will grow back?

goeduck · Mar 29, 2020

dragoneggs said:
We scored TP at Costco today! Not the Kirkland brand though... this was Charmin... hope my butt can make the adjustment.

No Ifs or Ands
Just cleaner butts
Charmin Ultra Strong, aw yeah
Ultra strong
Gives me the cleaner than average hiney
It's super shiny
My hiney
So Charmin shiny
My hiney
So Charmin shiny
My hiney
So Charmin shiny
MY HINEY

ultrarunner · Mar 29, 2020

Just don't squeeze the Charmin!

MossRoad · Mar 29, 2020

I got mine!

Jstpssng · Mar 29, 2020

Last night I realized there was something which I don't keep an extra supply of... but today I was pleased to find that there's no shortage of toothpaste. :thumbsup:
Sometimes it doesn't take much to make me happy.