Toilet paper

[rswyan]

Summer Crow Kabobs
submitted by Gordon Krause (Crow Busters Founder)
Ingredients
16 pieces of crow breast meat (no bones) (8 crows)
16 pieces of green pepper
16 cherry tomatoes
8 button mushrooms
8 ears of sweet corn
1 1/2 cups of Teriyaki sauce
1/2 cup melted butter
8 kabob skewers
Preparation
Cut each piece of crow in half and place in a covered bowl with the Teriyaki sauce over night. Clean and cut each ear of corn into 3 pieces. Cook in boiling salt water for 10 minutes. Alternately put corn (3 pieces), green peppers (3 pieces) and cherry tomatoes (3) along with 4 pieces of crow meat on each skewer. Use 1 mushroom to top each skewer. Brush with melted butter and place on preheated grill for about 4 minutes. Flip, butter again and place back on grill for another 4 minutes. Repeat one last time for a total of 12 minutes or until they appear done. Serves four adults.

Sounds tasty ... :thumbsup:

 

[Bird]

I've never personally known anyone to eat crow, but my Dad told me about an old black fellow who lived and worked on my grandparents' farm. The old fellow didn't know how old he was, but thought he was barely in his teens when the slaves were released. Anyway, Dad said that old man would give him a shotgun shell for any crow Dad brought to him when Dad was a kid. So when I was a kid, I shot a crow, dressed it out, and wanted to see what it would taste like. But that was the only critter I ever dressed and took home that my Mother would not allow me to take into the house. So I never got to try crow, even though I ate a lot of blackbirds and medowlarks.

And today, I visited 3 Walmarts looking for the gallon jugs of distilled water. Not a single one to be found.

However, at two of the Walmarts, an employee at the door to the store room was passing out toilet paper; one 6 roll package per customer.

 

[drssg]

We thought that half the Lodge had come down with the virus because of the fever, chills and shakes, but finally figured out it was because they closed the bar.

"No beer and no TV makes Homer go crazy." - The Simpsons episode parody of The Shining.

 

[k0ua]

I've never personally known anyone to eat crow, but my Dad told me about an old black fellow who lived and worked on my grandparents' farm. The old fellow didn't know how old he was, but thought he was barely in his teens when the slaves were released. Anyway, Dad said that old man would give him a shotgun shell for any crow Dad brought to him when Dad was a kid. So when I was a kid, I shot a crow, dressed it out, and wanted to see what it would taste like. But that was the only critter I ever dressed and took home that my Mother would not allow me to take into the house. So I never got to try crow, even though I ate a lot of blackbirds and medowlarks.

And today, I visited 3 Walmarts looking for the gallon jugs of distilled water. Not a single one to be found.

However, at two of the Walmarts, an employee at the door to the store room was passing out toilet paper; one 6 roll package per customer.

You on CPAP too?

 

[/pine]

Summer Crow Kabobs
submitted by Gordon Krause (Crow Busters Founder)
Ingredients
16 pieces of crow breast meat (no bones) (8 crows)
16 pieces of green pepper
16 cherry tomatoes
8 button mushrooms
8 ears of sweet corn
1 1/2 cups of Teriyaki sauce
1/2 cup melted butter
8 kabob skewers
Preparation
Cut each piece of crow in half and place in a covered bowl with the Teriyaki sauce over night. Clean and cut each ear of corn into 3 pieces. Cook in boiling salt water for 10 minutes. Alternately put corn (3 pieces), green peppers (3 pieces) and cherry tomatoes (3) along with 4 pieces of crow meat on each skewer. Use 1 mushroom to top each skewer. Brush with melted butter and place on preheated grill for about 4 minutes. Flip, butter again and place back on grill for another 4 minutes. Repeat one last time for a total of 12 minutes or until they appear done. Serves four adults.

Don't tell anyone but a robin's breast is much tastier and not so dark...

For doves...rat traps work great with a little peanut butter to hold some bird seed on the bait tray...

 

[/pine]

Darn! What's an Irishman to do? :laughing:

"bad" should have read bar...but you figured it out...

 

[shooterdon]

Summer Crow Kabobs
submitted by Gordon Krause (Crow Busters Founder)
Ingredients
16 pieces of crow breast meat (no bones) (8 crows)
16 pieces of green pepper
16 cherry tomatoes
8 button mushrooms
8 ears of sweet corn
1 1/2 cups of Teriyaki sauce
1/2 cup melted butter
8 kabob skewers
Preparation
Cut each piece of crow in half and place in a covered bowl with the Teriyaki sauce over night. Clean and cut each ear of corn into 3 pieces. Cook in boiling salt water for 10 minutes. Alternately put corn (3 pieces), green peppers (3 pieces) and cherry tomatoes (3) along with 4 pieces of crow meat on each skewer. Use 1 mushroom to top each skewer. Brush with melted butter and place on preheated grill for about 4 minutes. Flip, butter again and place back on grill for another 4 minutes. Repeat one last time for a total of 12 minutes or until they appear done. Serves four adults.

Is this a public service announcement for those who were saying "this is just the flu" a week or so ago and now "eating crow"?

 

[/pine]

sewage backups is all people staying at home need...!

Coronavirus Update: Disinfecting Wipes Being Flushed Down Toilets Causing Major Pipe Problems – CBS San Francisco

 

[Alan W.]

Somerset Walmart got a large shipment of TP in yesterday. I watched as the customers would strip a pallet bare. They were limiting it to one per customer. It was gone in a couple of hours. I heard they got another shipment in today. Thats a lot of TP.

Stanford Walmart had to call police because irate woman could not understand that they would not sell her a cart stacked full of bottled water.

Got a call from day care years ago over cats.
Seems when they were doing the animal picture flash cards my son would call out target when the cat one came up.

 

[RalphVa]

My wife was at the grocery store. At one place in the store, they have previously opened containers. She said there were a lot of plastic wraps of TP with one stolen from it in there.

Ralph