For those that know everything.

[MossRoad]

I have now tried multiple times to sneeze with my eyes open. The results fall into three categories.

- I forget to try to keep them open, and I sneeze normally.

- I try to force my eyes open, and the sneeze goes away.

- I try to force my eyes open, but I close them anyway.

I might have to throw in the towel on this one.

Did anybody see you doing that? :laughing:

 

[lilranch2001]

99.9% liberal facts are made up

 

[drssg]

Did anybody see you doing that? :laughing:

Not to my knowledge. I didn’t even livestream it!

 

[k0ua]

I have now tried multiple times to sneeze with my eyes open. The results fall into three categories.

- I forget to try to keep them open, and I sneeze normally.

- I try to force my eyes open, and the sneeze goes away.

- I try to force my eyes open, but I close them anyway.

I might have to throw in the towel on this one.

You need to be careful with these things, you might just pop your head off of its stalk, or bug your eyes out of their sockets!.

 

[MossRoad]

Like this?

 

[k0ua]

Like this?

Yep...

 

[Garandman]

Do not know about the others but the story about Winston Churchill is false.

There are a number of stories about his birth, a common feature of which was that he was born prematurely. That was to obscure the truth: that he was born 7-1/2 months after his American mother, Jennie Jerome of Brooklyn, NY, married Lord Churchill. He proposed three days after they met. She was 20.

She was by any measure, beautiful, a poor mother, and a far-from-admirable human being.

 

[bunyip]

My cousin was born 6 months prematurely, he believed it for a few years.....
Was bad form in the early 50's

 

[Wagtail]

My cousin was born 6 months prematurely, he believed it for a few years.....
Was bad form in the early 50's

<snert> Yeah, both my Mum & Dad were first-born 'premature' births (1930s).

 

[RickB]

Well I just read this thread from start to finish and it’s the most entertainment I’ve gotten from TBN in months. Great work!