Heh, believe what you want.

The pieces had to be shuttled a little ways and were heavier than $*it (the one shown is smaller than most of them).
It wasn't just me, I had a helper. I'd put them up there, loosen the grip, and bust it in half. One half would get a second split while the other went on the grapple that I had rolled back down. Then the second half got split. I could see it all without any issue.
I would not hesitate to do it again.
My dad put a harbor freight hoist on his splitter. He loves it. He usually splits by himself, and the grapple monkey business wouldn't work well by ones self.
Your wet towel won't stop me! :thumbsup: