How did you tell?

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I've looked but I can't tell if my tractor is a boy or a girl. How'd you know what to name your's?

 

[fordmantpw]

Right now, mine's a female because it is broken down and needs a little maintenance. By Saturday afternoon, I expect it to be a male...ready to work and maintenance free for the next 100 hours!

 

[oldpilgrim]

any one I have ever had has been a female....... VERY expensive to maintain...and old.

I hope to get a new tractor soon, but I'm finding out that it will be very expensive to get rid of the old girl and get a new one.

 

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any one I have ever had has been a female....... VERY expensive to maintain...and old.

I hope to get a new tractor soon, but I'm finding out that it will be very expensive to get rid of the old girl and get a new one.

Hold on, hold on... Are we ascertaining that all tractors are girls and when they are doing something that is not costing us money they change *** to boys? If so, I'll have to name my tractor Pat or Chris or Jesse.

 

[Gary Fowler]

Heck I never bother naming my tractors, cars etc. They usually respond better that way with fewer problems.

 

[RaydaKub]

Heck I never bother naming my tractors, cars etc. They usually respond better that way with fewer problems.

So...nameless males...

 

[300UGUY]

any one I have ever had has been a female....... VERY expensive to maintain...and old.

I hope to get a new tractor soon, but I'm finding out that it will be very expensive to get rid of the old girl and get a new one.

I've heard it works that way. I guess I could ask my brothers, who are both divorced, but they seem to have little humor when it comes to some subjects....

 

[kneedeep]

Its simple;
Boy tractors don't want to bathe, like playing in the woods and mud, won't wipe their shoes off before coming in at night, like a bottomless pit when it comes to fuel and grease, always showing off how strong and fast they can work, want enough lights to make nighttime seem like daytime and can't ever get enough toys to hook on their fronts and rears! :cowboy:


Girl tractors like to stay clean and shiny, rather be inside on a cold or rainy day, only need a few toys, don't brush hog- only clip yard grass and hate to ride on old beat up trailers! Don't dare throw a chain on them and leave a mark! :cowgirl:

 

[tcreeley]

My wife calls our TC30 the Tulip! -Makes it a Holland flower!

 

[Baby Grand]

Boy:

 

[RaydaKub]

Boy:

Quote of the year! !!!

 

[LJH]

Boy:

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Congratulations, it's a boy! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

In spite of her name, my Baby John is a girl - 'cause she's so little & pretty.

 

[coobie]

Boy:

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Is your tractor over 60 years old?

 

[jaotguy]

think mine is bisexual .... depending on its moods ...


no matter which , find the right cuss words and they all work better and give you less trouble ....

 

[Mace Canute]

My JD 3010 and my friend's 4010 are both boys, all the rest are girls. I know this cause when you look under them, you see this (1) right where little boy puppies have their boy parts.

 

[George2615]

I haven't named mine yet but I assumed all tractors were female due to very high maintenance. Everything I do for them costs dearly. Buy me this attachment, buy me that attachment, Change all my filters and fluids, fix this, fix that, I need new shoes, and the list goes on and on.

 

[Blaneypark]

Mine has a name John, JohnDeere. Nuff said

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Its simple;
Boy tractors don't want to bathe, like playing in the woods and mud, won't wipe their shoes off before coming in at night, like a bottomless pit when it comes to fuel and grease, always showing off how strong and fast they can work, want enough lights to make nighttime seem like daytime and can't ever get enough toys to hook on their fronts and rears! :cowboy:


Girl tractors like to stay clean and shiny, rather be inside on a cold or rainy day, only need a few toys, don't brush hog- only clip yard grass and hate to ride on old beat up trailers! Don't dare throw a chain on them and leave a mark! :cowgirl:

Very astute observation... I now know I have a boy and a girl tractor. I'm assuming my RTV is trans gender...

 

[YardBikeBob]

Mine's a boy and I made sure before I took delivery. I mean, where do you think the term 3-point comes from?

Bob

 

[breadtrk]

All Girls because your old lady will be jealous. Was she jealous of your best friend? Nope, it wasn't till you got the tractor and found your happy place that she noticed.