Pallets in fields

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You thought Bozo was high classed, but that was just a lie.
 
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I truly believe that we are seeing the extinction of the real wood pallets.
... I must learn as much about pallets as I can in order to save them from extinction.
I thank you

And this is the underlying root of the urgency of our group inquiries. I've stated before that no true TBN Man of the Land would simply leave precious pallets to languish in an open field, bare to all of natures tumult! We use pallets, we collect pallets for future utilisation... One might say we even covet pallets.

We must discover the reason for the "pallets in fields" for the future of mankind.
 
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And this is the underlying root of the urgency of our group inquiries. I've stated before that no true TBN Man of the Land would simply leave precious pallets to languish in an open field, bare to all of natures tumult! We use pallets, we collect pallets for future utilisation... One might say we even covet pallets. We must discover the reason for the "pallets in fields" for the future of mankind.

The reason for the pallets .. This corny thread and all of us fruit cakes replying to it!!!
 
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Oh, I did not make a observation on how they fell. I would look now but it is dark in that field and we all know nothing good comes out in the dark.

There is no dark - only the absence of light.
 
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Things that go 'bump' in the night
Should not really give one a fright.
It's the hole in each ear
That lets in the fear,
That, and the absence of light!

Spike Milligan
 
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Things that go 'bump' in the night
Should not really give one a fright.
It's the hole in each ear
That lets in the fear,
That, and the absence of light!

Spike Milligan

There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But he!! in the feeding,
When she found she had no t*t for Tat.

Anonymous
 
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Rather than running in circles yelling "Burn the Pallets", I have continued my efforts.

Robert's recent brush with death while visiting Madam Zelda warranted further inquiry into the Roma, a euphemism for gypsy or traveler.

Here is Madam Zelda as a young hottie (check out the eyes, James!):
zelda.jpg

This is Madam Zelda and her daughter Miss Cuckoo, until very recently (perhaps Robert can positively ID Madam Zelda?):
zc.jpg

As you may be aware, the Roma originated in India, a land of many mysteries. They are believed to have spread into Eastern Europe around the 12th Century, bringing their mysterious culture, abhorrence of hard work and language with them. Note the remarkable resemblance between Madam Zelda as a young woman and this Goddess.
sarasvati.jpg


For all of their many shortcomings, Gypsies are known to have a special connection to the spiritual world, and are well-attuned to the Ley Lines upon which the spiritual energy travels.
 

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Rather than running in circles yelling "Burn the Pallets", I have continued my efforts.

Robert's recent brush with death while visiting Madam Zelda warranted further inquiry into the Roma, a euphemism for gypsy or traveler.

Here is Madam Zelda as a young hottie (check out the eyes, James!):
View attachment 359530

This is Madam Zelda and her daughter Miss Cuckoo, until very recently (perhaps Robert can positively ID Madam Zelda?):
View attachment 359529

As you may be aware, the Roma originated in India, a land of many mysteries. They are believed to have spread into Eastern Europe around the 12th Century, bringing their mysterious culture, abhorrence of hard work and language with them. Note the remarkable resemblance in the eyes of Madam Zelda as a young woman and this Goddess statue.
View attachment 359528

For all of their many shortcomings, Gypsies are known to have a special connection to the spiritual world, and are well-attuned to the Ley Lines upon which the spiritual energy travels.
Dave, I am losing the train of thought connecting Zelda to pallets.
 
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Dave, I am losing the train of thought connecting Zelda to pallets.

A common affliction of those with a one-track mind.

Zelda--->Roma--->spiritual energy--->Ley Lines--->pallets marking location of Ley Lines (existing or planned)

What could be clearer?
 
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A common affliction of those with a one-track mind.

Zelda--->Roma--->spiritual energy--->Ley Lines--->pallets marking location of Ley Lines (existing or planned)

What could be clearer?
And your response to Wagtail's comment??? :eek:
 
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Ahh, Mate... that statue is a dude.

Good catch, was it the third hand that caught your eye? I have so much research material it's hard to keep it all straight. I will make a correction.
 
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There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But he!! in the feeding,
When she found she had no t*t for Tat.

Anonymous
Did Emily approve of this post?
 
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so she does not have tats on her t^ts?
 
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Here is another image of Sarasvati with a clearer view of the eyes.

sarasvati2.jpg

Sarasvati: Hindu goddess of words. Sarasvati is the creator of the arts, including music, dancing, and poetry. She is the maker of sciences and mathematics, invented the Sanskrit language, and rules all aspects of teaching and learning. Referred to as the Flowing One, Sarasvati inspires devotees to great heights in intellectual and creative endeavors. She is depicted as a white-skinned woman, usually with a peacock.

Imagine the spiritual knowledge present in Madam Zelda's heritage! It is no wonder that Robert was terrified by his experience.
 
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This is Madam Zelda and her daughter Miss Cuckoo, until very recently (perhaps Robert can positively ID Madam Zelda?):
View attachment 359529
I don't recognize the face on the left.

But I'm absolutely sure that is Ralph Cramden on the right. No doubt.
 
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I don't recognize the face on the left.

But I'm absolutely sure that is Ralph Cramden on the right. No doubt.

Robert, you cute little monkey boy. I am so sorry that I had to leave in such a hurry. Please call me if you ever make it out to California.

Madam Zelda

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