Pallets in fields

[lilranch2001]

Do you use the same forks, as used to move the pallets?

I always use a different fork for my salad as I do the rest of my meal.

 

[smstonypoint]

Do you use the same forks, as used to move the pallets?

I always use a different fork for my salad as I do the rest of my meal.

A definite no-no in polite society.

Dinner Fork: The largest of the forks, also called the place fork, is placed on the left of the plate. Other smaller forks for other courses are arranged to the left or right of the dinner fork, according to when they will be used.

Fish Fork: If there is a fish course, this small fork is placed farthest to the left of the dinner fork because it is the first fork used.

Salad Fork: If the salad is served after the entree, the small salad fork is placed to the right of the dinner fork, next to the plate. If the salad is to be served first, and fish second, then the forks would be arranged (left to right): salad fork, fish fork, dinner fork.

Oyster Fork: If shellfish are to be served, the oyster fork goes to the right of the spoons. Note: it is the only fork ever placed on the right of the plate.

Sincerely,
Emily

 

[lilranch2001]

is it improper to eat soup with a teaspoon?

 

[lilranch2001]

Also how should a gentleman react if his lady friend "toots" at the dinner table?

Is getting the cloth napkin out and waving the fumes away incorrect?

 

[murphy1244]

Also how should a gentleman react if his lady friend "toots" at the dinner table?

Is getting the cloth napkin out and waving the fumes away incorrect?

Your killing me! :laughing:

 

[smstonypoint]

is it improper to eat soup with a teaspoon?

Yes.

Emily

Edit -- I misread the question at first.

 

[murphy1244]

No.

Emily

How bout a fork then?

 

[smstonypoint]

Also how should a gentleman react if his lady friend "toots" at the dinner table?

Is getting the cloth napkin out and waving the fumes away incorrect?

No. The proper etiquette in this circumstance is to ask "Did someone step on a duck"?

Emily

PS

A real lady would never ....,,,,,,,...., well, you know what I mean.

 

[smstonypoint]

How bout a fork then?

No.

Emily

 

[murphy1244]

No. The proper etiquette in this circumstance is to ask "Did someone step on a duck"?

Emily

The same Duck as used on a scale to check for Witches? And I believe the Duck Quacks not Toot!

 

[smstonypoint]

The same Duck as used on a scale to check for Witches? And I believe the Duck Quacks not Toot!

Sir, I justify my participation in this thread as an opportunity to mentor junior scientists. I have stressed the importance of conducting a thorough review of the relevant literature as part of the scientific process. It is evident that you have not heeded my advice.

Here are but a few of the many volumes devoted to the topic.

Steve

 

[dragoneggs]

Okay I am still getting up to speed and researching the topic of duck flatulence and its relationship to pallets... but didn't we forget about Tolberone chocolate?

 

[RobertBrown]

:duck: Duck flatulence? We're on to duck flatulence now.....wonderful.
I realize this is the pallet thread, and most of us are hard at work with our research, experiments and mathematics and such. My question is off topic but when would you expect the subject of duck farts to surface again?

I'm going to seize this opportunity.

Prehaps one of you learned types wouldn't mind providing an answer to this question I have been pondering as of late:

Do duck farts echo?

 

[dave1949]

:duck: Duck flatulence? We're on to duck flatulence now.....wonderful.
I realize this is the pallet thread, and most of us are hard at work with our research, experiments and mathematics and such. My question is off topic but when would you expect the subject of duck farts to surface again?

I'm going to seize this opportunity.

Prehaps one of you learned types wouldn't mind providing an answer to this question I have been pondering as of late:

Do duck farts echo?

Are we speaking of on land, or on the water?

 

[smstonypoint]

Okay I am still getting up to speed and researching the topic of duck flatulence and its relationship to pallets... but didn't we forget about Tolberone chocolate?

I didn't forget -- I didn't know about it. Are you saying that it should be added to the list of Swiss contributions to mankind? If so, that brings the total up to seven (excluding Rolex watches and yodeling).

Steve

 

[smstonypoint]

Prehaps one of you learned types wouldn't mind providing an answer to this question I have been pondering as of late:

Do duck farts echo?

See page 17 for terrestrial settings.

Perhaps Dave knows of a reference for aquatic environments.

Steve

 

[lilranch2001]

:duck: Duck flatulence? We're on to duck flatulence now.....wonderful.
I realize this is the pallet thread, and most of us are hard at work with our research, experiments and mathematics and such. My question is off topic but when would you expect the subject of duck farts to surface again?

I'm going to seize this opportunity.

Prehaps one of you learned types wouldn't mind providing an answer to this question I have been pondering as of late:

Do duck farts echo?

my research indicates only "wet" duck farts echo

 

[TomSeller]

Okay I am still getting up to speed and researching the topic of duck flatulence and its relationship to pallets... but didn't we forget about Tolberone chocolate?

I also missed the scientific connection. That is what I get for spending too much time on my tractor, I am missing the subtleties in this thread.

 

[smstonypoint]

my research indicates only "wet" duck farts echo

I am confused. Are you describing (a) the state of the backdoor breeze (gaseous versus condensate) or (b) the environment in which the breeze occurs?

Steve

 

[TomSeller]

Someone could confront Sparc in the other thread and he might clear up the pallet question BUT, at this point do we really want our quest, and this silliness to end?

We need to solve the problem before Professor Sparc returns.