Quite allot of scientific approaches to master the science of popping corn here

I would love to know how to pop pocorn like that, But for now nothing more scientific then Microwave popcorn the wife and I been using it for a couple years

the only science in this is knowing how many minutes to pop it, and this depends on the microwave itsself, but we got that down to the science

2 minutes 45 sec.

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Oh you are going to get me in trouble....
Some Technology is simply MAGIC. Our microwave is a Magic Microwave. It has this little button labeled Popcorn. You put the bag in the microwave, push the button labeled Popcorn and POOF, POP, the popcorn is done. The Magic Microwave Popcorn Button figures out when to stop popping regardless of the size and type of the popcorn bag.
Amazing. :thumbsup:
Or at least it is amazing to me. :laughing:
Then there is the wifey....
This is where I get in trouble.
Have I mentioned the Magic Microwave Popcorn Button? For some reason it took the wifey awhile to figure out that if one is going to pop Popcorn in the microwave, one should use the Magic Microwave Popcorn Button.....
Now the wifey is very dangerous in the kitchen. The burners have two settings Off and HIGH, at least according to how she always sets them.

She has a habit of putting a pot on the burner, turning it on, meaning HIGH, then walking out of the kitchen and forgetting what she has done. I have a delaminated pot as a result. Tis worse when she actually puts food in the pot and walks away......
It is genetic though. Her mother burned down her house by doing the same thing. :confused2:
Not once but TWICE the wifey put bags of popcorn in the microwave, and in spite of the Magic Microwave Popcorn Button, she just dialed in five minutes on high power, and walked away.....
The bag of popcorn caught on fire. :confused2: I walked by the first time and saw the flames as they flickered out as the microwave filled with smoke and smothered the fire. :thumbsup: As I opened the microwave to clean up the mess, I patiently explained the Magic Microwave Popcorn Button.
She did it again a week or two later. :confused2:
She no longer does this because our oldest and I have a little game that goes something like this....
Dad to his oldest, "Hey! Look at this button on the mircrowave."
Oldest, "Yeah it says P O P C O R N."
Dad, "What do you thing you should do with that button?
Oldest, "Oh, I do not know. Maybe put in a bag of popcorn and push the P O P C O R N button?"
Dad, "YEAH! I bet that is it. I wonder if it works? Lets try!"
We have several variations and of course it is only said when the wifey can hear..... :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
I do get in trouble for such things but at least there are no longer flames in the microwave.... :thumbsup:


That I know of......
Later,
Dan.
PS:We have a comfy couch.