You know your old when...

[murphy1244]

In keeping with my Birthday, You know your old when there is more hair on your hair brush than there is on your head..

 

[bcp]

...You know which day of the week today is, because you just used your pill box.

Bruce

 

[Gordo 56]

When you start to enjoy bird watching.

 

[brin]

When all the attractive waitresses, cashiers and clerks begin to call you sweetie, darlin' and hon' LOL...talk about role reversal :laughing:

Oh and Happy birthday Murph !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:dance1:

 

[sseelhoff]

You brag about getting carded when buying beer.

 

[Lou66]

You know you’re getting old when you are hungry and go to the kitchen but can’t remember why.. Lou

 

[brin]

You know you’re getting old when you are hungry and go to the kitchen but can’t remember why.. Lou

You too....huh Lou ? LOL:drink:

 

[dave1949]

Happy Birthday To You Murph! New member of the TBN 49'er club?

 

[the old grind]

... you glug a cup of strong coffee for a pick-me-up and doze-off 15 minutes later anyway ...

Happy birf, Murph! Had mine two days ago but still 6 mos too young for the 'club' & never will catch up. btw: You can take 5 1 50 to mean whatever you want. :confused2:

 

[MarkV]

When you stop ignoring a fart because you are not sure of the end result. (That was bad, sorry)

MarkV

 

[MossRoad]

When you see a beautiful young woman and wonder what her grandma looks like.

 

[Ted Summey]

....when you quit worrying about making money and start worrying about where to pee! Well......it's true!

 

[farmgirl19]

Happy birthday, Murph!

Can't tell you about being old, since I am NOT there yet! :laughing:

However, I heard a philosophy many years ago, and I think it might be words to live by:

A woman's as old as she feels, and a man's not old until he quits feeling!

 

[sseelhoff]

When you hear a favorite song from your youth, and realize your listening to the oldies station.

 

[rmorey]

Husband asks wife, would you like a bowl of ice cream? She says 輩es but I want nuts on it, whipped cream and a cherry. You better write this down, you'll forget". He says "ice cream, nuts, whipped cream, cherry, I got this, no need to write anything down".

Off he goes to the kitchen, he's gone about 1/2 hour, comes back and hands her a plate of bacon, eggs and toast.

She says " I told you to write it down, you forgot the Ketchup!"

Happy birthday Murph!

 

[Lou66]

You are as old as you feel.. so I am around 200 in 67 year old body... Lou

 

[wedge40]

The first thing you read in the paper are the obituaries.

 

[murphy1244]

When you wouldn't mind having gray hair..

 

[TCJatko]

When you have more hair in your nose and ears than on your head.

 

[Ted Summey]

After Viagra, she says "Why don't you wash that while its not wrinkled?"