You know your old when...

   / You know your old when... #91  
Or when you chew your wife out because you can't find your glasses and she says "You are wearing them stupid."
 
   / You know your old when... #93  
I ain't stupid enough or old enough yet to chew my wife out!:D
 
   / You know your old when... #94  
When you have trouble lights or flashlights strategically placed at home and work, so that you can see what you are doing.
 
   / You know your old when... #95  
When the young hotties in the office suddenly start talking to you in a slightly flirtatious way, and you realise it's not because they're interested, but rather they feel 'safe' talking to you... lol. That's been happening a lot lately. sigh.
 
   / You know your old when... #96  
Thank god you posted this, I just read the whole thread and thought I was alone. :D

I'm currently 46, and for some odd reason, about 2 years ago, I lost the ability to remember to zip up after using the pissuer, no idea why, but it happens all the time. :confused3:

This is easy to solve. Just wear long shirts that are not tucked into your pants. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

Works for me. :D:D:D

Later,
Dan
 
   / You know your old when...
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#97  
When you and your teeth don't sleep together.
 
   / You know your old when... #98  
That did it! I just put your pond cleanout back on the bottom of my to do list! :D

Well, doggone it, Xfax! Here is was looking forward to driving your equipment! ;)
 
   / You know your old when... #99  
You know your old when the pharmacist knows you by name ... Doohhhh

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