You Know You Are Old When

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And she's still alive and they're all dead. ;)
I wonder if she got a chuckle out of this clip from The Sopranos? I sure did.
 
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Be more specific.... or maybe not.

  • Faik: To abate or excuse.
  • Fank: A coil, noose, or enclosure for sheep.
  • Feck: Efficacy, quantity, or bulk.
  • Fink: A strikebreaker, informer, or unpleasant person.
  • Firk: To drive or rouse.
  • Fisk: To frisk or wander about idly.
  • Flak: Adverse criticism or anti-aircraft fire.
  • Folk: People in general or a type of music.
  • Fork: A utensil or a place where something branches.
  • Funk: A type of music, a strong smell, or a state of panic.
For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge . . .
 
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You know you are old if you remember when $100,000/year salary was a lot. I remember when I was a kid, I thought "Boy, if I EVER can make the $17,000/year my Dad makes, I will be RICH!".
Bill Cosby Himself, he mentions his "$17,000 Ferrari". That will always stick with me...

It's almost always shocking to look back, and realize how quickly standards in cost and salary have changed.
 
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I was with my Physician Grandfather when he passed in mid 80s. Private practice, Osteopath/Surgeon and was still charging $5 for an office visit. He was dressed & going to his office when he had a massive heart attack, 87yo.
 
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For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge . . .
Fornicating Under Consent of the King.

The note folks had to post on their door when they were copulating in the Middle Ages, showing that they had the Kings approval.
 

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