You Know You Are Old When

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Back in the day of carbon paper credit card receipts and manual bad card checklists, the clerk was instructed to confiscate any card on the checklist...

"Uh, sorry. Not for $1.25 an hour."
We split the reward and I got $25 once which was half of the $50
 
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I remember having to set jumpers for IRQ and DMA numbers on each card. And then every time you'd get a new card (e.g. sound card), you'd have to resort everything around it, to have no addressing conflicts.
And you needed a bunch of peripheral cards in computers of that vintage...stuff that's all integrated into the motherboard now, like sound, video, disc interface, printer port, etc. was all a separate card back then.
 
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There still comes a point where you need to engage your brain before speaking first.

The the other week just after church service, we're breaking everything down (start up church at a school) and the one guy is pushing paperwork into his wife's plastic case (she's a school teacher), and you can see he's having to use some force because things are getting tight per paperwork in the box being stored vertically.

His wife is watching him and tells him "be careful and don't stretch my box out!"

I immediately responded that I would touch that comment with a 10' pole...

I immediately apologized for the comment... Luckily people were chuckling and not just staring at me...
 
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It use to be that way with American Express and no preset spend limits and their exclusive cards and Bank America had their Gold Cards…

Sears gave me my first card and I used it for tools and work clothes and paid off each month.
Sears was my first credit card at age 25 in the mid eighties. Bought a Kenmore washer & dryer set. The only time in my life I’ve paid credit card interest.
 
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Working at the airport in the early 80's we had to call in all sales over X dollars, too, as I recall.

Some poor schmuck would come in for 15 gallons in his little puddle jumper and we'd have to call for approval. They'd make us ask for his ID.

Some other guy shows up in this private jet, takes on a couple thousand dollars worth of fuel, pilot hands me a credit card, I call for approval and it's instantaneous approval, no questions asked.

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It was The Gambler. :ROFLMAO:

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Airplane! The Movie

I couldn’t find where the pilot handed JJ a credit card😂
 
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It use to be that way with American Express and no preset spend limits and their exclusive cards and Bank America had their Gold Cards…
AMEX Gold still has no limits. I made a single charge of $110,000 on mine earlier this year, and there wasn't even a hiccup or call to verify. I make many ~$10k charges per year on the thing, usually production parts from suppliers with whom we don't have established credit terms.
 

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