Just remembered a story a blind friend told me a few years ago. Said he was walking on the bank of Kentucky Lake when somebody hit him in the forehead with a baseball bat. Knocked him flat on his back. Guy with him said a single hornet had swooped down and nailed him. All you had to do was mention hornets and he would refuse to get out of the car.
I was clearing some of our land one day with the chainsaw. There was a bunch of vines, brush, and downed limbs that needed to be cleared before I could keep on chainsawing so I got out the machete. I noticed a hornet/wasp nest 15-20ish feet away....
I figured the nest was far enough away and the vine I was cutting down would not bother the rather large, flying, stingy things.
The machete hit the vine and something hit my nose. Felt like I had been hit by a baseball bat! :shocked: My eyes watered up, the air turned blue with adult punctuation, and I was swatting so hard my watch went flying as I ran away as fast as I could not being able to see real well.
I figured out real quick, that my figuring that nest was far enough away was, in a word, WRONG.

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The wasp/hornet sting was IN my nose. :shocked: That little, well big, bugger had sat on the end of my nose, swung it's sting inside my nose and stung the ^&*() out of me. To say it hurt is an understatement. :shocked: My nose turned red and swelled up like WC Field's proboscis. :shocked:



My eyes were watering from the swelling and pain so I had to sit down for an hour or so. I had some anti itch cream which helped a bit but it was a good thing I was alone and nobody could see me because my big red, swollen nose with white goo on it looked rather odd. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
Later,
Dan