Wife Training 101

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GeneD14

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A few weekends ago I was changing the oil in the crawler and my wife was bugging me to take her out to lunch. This is where the opportunity came in: I told her that I would really like to but I needed to finish pouring in the new oil and then I had to grease all of the fittings before it rained. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
She looked disappointed. So I hesitated for a second and then said "we could go to her favorite restuarant in about 15 minutes if she would poor in the oil while I did the greasing."
She took the bait!!! So while she pured in the oil I greased the zerks but not before I got a picture of her in action.
While eating lunch I told her that there is nothing hotter than a woman that smells like earth moving equipment! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Now I am trying to figure out how to get her to rotate the tires on my truck???
 

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A few weekends ago I was changing the oil in the crawler and my wife was bugging me to take her out to lunch. This is where the opportunity came in: I told her that I would really like to but I needed to finish pouring in the new oil and then I had to grease all of the fittings before it rained. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
She looked disappointed. So I hesitated for a second and then said "we could go to her favorite restuarant in about 15 minutes if she would poor in the oil while I did the greasing."
She took the bait!!! So while she pured in the oil I greased the zerks but not before I got a picture of her in action.
While eating lunch I told her that there is nothing hotter than a woman that smells like earth moving equipment! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Now I am trying to figure out how to get her to rotate the tires on my truck???
 
   / Wife Training 101 #3  
Gene sounds to me like your plan worked. You now have a keeper. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
   / Wife Training 101 #4  
Gene sounds to me like your plan worked. You now have a keeper. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
   / Wife Training 101 #5  
Now answer this question. How do I get my wife to think she DOESN'T want a new hot tub? (I'll pour my own oil, just don't want a dang hot tub)
 
   / Wife Training 101 #6  
Now answer this question. How do I get my wife to think she DOESN'T want a new hot tub? (I'll pour my own oil, just don't want a dang hot tub)
 
   / Wife Training 101 #7  
The hottest thing is when your wife changes the oil and greases your tractor while you are out of town!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Wife Training 101 #8  
The hottest thing is when your wife changes the oil and greases your tractor while you are out of town!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Wife Training 101 #9  
Google "Hot tub bacteria" and print out some of the articles for her, it changed my wife's mind. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Wife Training 101 #10  
Google "Hot tub bacteria" and print out some of the articles for her, it changed my wife's mind. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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