Why me?

[Deere Dude]

It's not just BMWs, Subaru's attract cars too. I usually park a ways out, cause i can still walk and could really use the exercise. I'll come back to the car and sure enough, other Subaru's parked around it, out in the middle of nowhere. :laughing:

I moved my GEO Metro convertible outside of my overhead pole shed door, just for a few minutes. Somehow I started up my 4x4 dually, opened up the overhead shed door and started backing up. Of course I glanced in the rear view mirror is time to see an antennae whip back and forth.

I got out and looked and the bumper rode up the front fender almost to the windshield. Never touched the hood. I dekrinkled it as well as possible and left it.

Fortunately a year later some lady in a crowded parking lot backed into the same fender and I was off the hook with my wife.

 

[cqaigy2]

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[kenmbz]

I have never understood clearing snow on private property, unless it's so deep that the road is impassable. Just ignore it, and it will go away.

Would you bother to wash the dishes if they magically cleaned themselves?

14" of snow is not going anywhere soon. When I was in NY, we had a bad ice storm, think it was '94. Those of use who did not clear the driveway and walk had a thick sheet of ice til April.

 

[bigtiller]

I have never understood clearing snow on private property, unless it's so deep that the road is impassable. Just ignore it, and it will go away.

Would you bother to wash the dishes if they magically cleaned themselves?

That's the rub. A 6" snow could be blown into a 2' tall drift in the driveway.

And then there is the whole liability thing with people slipping & falling.

 

[Alien]

My first wife was very headstrong and difficult at times. One day I tried reverse psycology on her and it worked!
I suggested that maybe we should get something. She said, no way. I said yeah, you are right we probably can do without it...
About 2 days later she decided it would be a good thing. But it was her idea.....
This worked on several occasions.
You just need to put the idea in their heads so they can mull it over. If it is their idea you can't go wrong.

 

[Wagtail]

You could try putting your finger on their lips whilst saying, "Sshhuuush."



:laughing:

 

[Hay Dude]

You could try putting your finger on their lips whilst saying, "Sshhuuush."



:laughing:

I pity da fool that tries that with my wife. She’d beat the stuffing out of ya. :laughing:

 

[MoKelly]

I pity da fool that tries that with my wife. She’d beat the stuffing out of ya. :laughing:

MoKelly

 

[kenmbz]

yeah, don;t think I would survive that......sshhh

Trying to get her to think it would be a good idea to get a bush hog in the spring to clear out the are she says looks too weedy
Wish me luck!

 

[Hay Dude]

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MoKelly

My wife would snap that finger to the lips right off. :shocked: :laughing: