Many have asked why a computer crashes. It is usually very technical
but maybe this will help. Dr. Seuss explains "Why Computers
Sometimes Crash"
(Read this to yourself, aloud)
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-
clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a
souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure
as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to
flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, then quickly turn
the computer off and be sure to tell your Mom!
but maybe this will help. Dr. Seuss explains "Why Computers
Sometimes Crash"
(Read this to yourself, aloud)
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an
error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-
clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a
souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure
as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to
flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, then quickly turn
the computer off and be sure to tell your Mom!
