WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN'T REAL BRIGHT?

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knucklehead

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WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN\'T REAL BRIGHT?

I just got this via e-mail:

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open Every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
 
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Re: WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN\'T REAL BRIGHT?

I noticed you didn't have the phrase "hey ya' watch this" in there.
 
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Re: WHO SAYS REDNECKS AREN\'T REAL BRIGHT?

Yep, not to smart. He should have called the DEA. /w3tcompact/icons/laugh.gif
 

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