Whats the best ways to get rid of honey bees?

[riptides]

Timely.

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3000 vs 300

-Mike Z.

 

[tallyho8]

What could I use for a smoke machine to calm my bees while I try to move the hive?

 

[jdbower]

What could I use for a smoke machine to calm my bees while I try to move the hive?

Three options. One, get my wife to make a meatloaf for you (plenty of smoke, but it may be toxic). Two, see the recent thread on sausages (may consume a lot of mustard in the process). Three, smokers are fairly cheap:
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My guess is that 3 may be the most effective option if you expect to do this more than once.

 

[coffeeman]

Three, smokers are fairly cheap:

Smokes sure ain't cheap!

Cheers

 

[kenmac]

Don't know if it's been stated or not. Trap/capture their Queen. they are sure to follow