What would you do if you found this in your pond?

[Western]

I copied this short story from The Texas Fishing forums. It was posted by "Chookie Chunker" and I though y'all may get a hoot like I did.


I have a large pond in the back. It's properly shaped for swimming, so I fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening I decided to go down to the pond, as I hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. I grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As I neared the pond, I heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As I came closer, I saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in my pond. I made the women aware of my presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to me, "We're not coming out until you leave!" I said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up I said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'

 

[brin]

Sadly, even if that happened to me with my farm pond, I would probably not be that quick witted ....LOL

 

[foreman Etexas]

To Funny!!:thumbsup::laughing:

 

[jonyyuma]

I Like that Idea, and the viewing...

 

[GGB]

"I gots to know...." What happened then?

Great comeback-I'll try to keep that one in mind if I run across any unauthorized use of my ponds!

GGB

 

[Western]

"I gots to know...." What happened then?

Great comeback-I'll try to keep that one in mind if I run across any unauthorized use of my ponds!

GGB

:laughing: I don't know,but I bet it would be censored:thumbsup:

 

[Egon]

Can't remember why a fellow should make a big thing of skinny dipping???

 

[hawkeye08]

I figured the bucket was to gather the clothing left around....

 

[Skyco]

I figured the bucket was to gather the clothing left around....

THEN tell them about the gator:laughing:

 

[GGB]

This story just keeps getting better!

GGB