What *** is your tractor?

[Bob77064]

Gear tractors are the males cause they have the stick.
Hydrostatic's are the females cause most of them "whine".

Boone

LOL!!!

 

[milkman636]

Mine are women because I ain't putting my rear in no man's lap.

agreed. Mounting an implement on a male tractor just sounds wrong to me.

 

[k0ua]

Alright then, what does "S H I B A U R U" mean in Japanese?

I dare you to google "Shibaru" like I did by accident.

As Scooby Doo would say.."Rut Roh!":shocked:

 

[Nooodles]

im straight so I don't ride a male. I let the female take me for a ride. Some of you guys talking about grabbing the gear stick are grossing people out brokeback mountain style.

 

[TomSeller]

im straight so I don't ride a male. I let the female take me for a ride. Some of you guys talking about grabbing the gear stick are grossing people out brokeback mountain style.

You got that right.

 

[daugen]

You got that right.

My wife laughs at me because no matter how highly rated that movie is/was, I couldn't get myself to watch it.
Thank goodness I've got hydro, yeah she whines, but then she purrs... and when she's done, she lets out a little puff of smoke...