What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,691  
It's not my favorite saying but as kids in the olden days we all parroted this popular commercial.

LSMFT
Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
or
Lets Save Meat For Truman :)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,692  
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,694  
I was at a restaurant with a friend, and saw Hamm's beer listed on the menu. Next to the listing was "LOSBW". I asked him what that meant, he told me - Lots Of Suds But Watery...
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,695  
Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,696  
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,697  
Hurry on by, Hell ain't half full yet

(for road rage and speeders)
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,698  
NO-Wire-Hangers!

There's an even more famous quote from this same movie, but it's X-rated.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,699  
Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #6,700  
Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons
I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about
Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.
Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.
Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.
It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.
Funny you should mention that. Many years ago, I went to a movie in Enid Oklahoma. I bought some milk duds, and a fountain Coke. My buddy and I decided to sit in the balcony. All was well, until I took a big sip of my Coke. Besides the Coke and ice, there was something in that sip that in my mouth felt like a big old fuzzy caterpillar. Needless to say, the folks below me got a nice bath of Coca Cola, ice, and another unidentified object.
 

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