dragoneggs
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Heard this one today... 'workin harder than an ugly stripper'.
What is your favorite Quote or Saying?
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/pine
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The difference between finished and complete?
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!.
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!.
goeduck
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Munch a Bunch of Fritos
for some reason I woke up thinking of that old ditty.
for some reason I woke up thinking of that old ditty.
2LaneCruzer
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"Don't Bogart my joint..."
JasperFrank
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The truth doesn't set you free: It makes you strange.
goeduck
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"If little faults proceeding on distemper shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye when capital crimes, chewed, swallowed, and digested, appear before us?"
-Shakespeare
-Shakespeare
drssg
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I agree with the Dilbert comic strip, which suggested that the entire works of Shakespeare need a rewrite for clarity.
"Where are you, Romeo?"
2LaneCruzer
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"Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it." Lewis Grizzard