What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[PILOON]

Shut up and eat your snowshoes!
(Jack Benny,?)

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Waylon had a lot of quotable quotes; one of which I couldn't find, but it went something like this:

"I was using about $3000 worth of cocaine a week; it doesn't take long to figure out that runs into money".

 

[dnw64]

A carpenter friend "I do my best and caulk the rest".

Cut with an axe, whittle to fit, putty to fill and paint to match.

 

[BravoXray]

Measure with a micrometer, mark wth a crayon, and cut with an axe.

 

[scaredychicken]

dippy-do ... a term I use for someone who didn't think thing through properly

apparently it is also a term for a doll, and the name of a song - who knew ?

 

[/pine]

Cut with an axe, whittle to fit, putty to fill and paint to match.

measure it with a micrometer...mark it with a crayon...cut it with an axe...
...Calk and paint...make it what it aint...!

I can't see it from my house...!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

dippy-do ... a term I use for someone who didn't think thing through properly

apparently it is also a term for a doll, and the name of a song - who knew ?

Here's what I recall...It's called Dippity Do; something for the lady's hair.

 

[reb]

Our ISO 2000 guidelines:

Measure with a micrometer
Mark with a grease pencil
Cut with a hacksaw
File to fit
Fill gaps with epoxy
Paint

 

[Thomas]

Chrome don't get you home.

 

[sixdogs]

Life follows the old 80/20 rule.

20% of the people do 80% of the work.
80% of problems are caused by 20% of the people.
80% of the crimes are committed by 20% of the criminals.
etc...